Shaquille O'Neal Nearly Kills A Dozen People

Lou Piniella Gets Ejected

All while the bleacher morons throw shit onto the field in a show of dumbass solidarity to the Cubs.

Now you know how Evander Holyfield feels

God damn.

It's all downhill from here, Ty Rogers

I had Western Kentucky in my bracket, so it's all good.

Barry Bonds breaks McGwire's single-season homerun record

I'll just come out and say it, I love Barry Bonds. I hope the Rangers sign him and he hits No. 800 some day.

Ryan Zimmerman Opening Night Walkoff

I'm a little disappointed, I was hoping for it to be louder. But every team deserves at least one video!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Craig Biggio Gets His 3000th Hit

Nice baserunning, asshole.

A-Rod Hits his 500th Meaningless, Unimportant Home Run

Just kidding, I love A-Rod.

I love the long pause while the ball is in the air while the fans wait to see if it will go out.

Manny Wins Game 2 of 2007 ALDS

Holliday facedives the Rockies into the Playoffs

There's a lot of good shots of this ending. Though none close enough to see Holliday's split lip.

Barry Bonds Hits Number 756

lol steroids

Magglio Ordonez sends the Tigers to the World Series

Where the hell was this when he faced the Cardinals?

Soriano earns part of his enormous contract

You can almost hear Len Kasper's voice cracking over the sounds of the drunken Cub fans.

I'm posting this for one reason

Why isn't Earl Weaver still managing? I don't care if he's 97 years old. He's hilarious and he actually understands baseball.

Eli Invents the Tom Brady Face

The New York Giants final drive which gives them the victory over the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLII.

Plaxico wins the Super Bowl

The only thing more ridiculous than Peyton Manning having a Super Bowl ring is that Eli Manning has one.

(Also, I love the Giants fan repeatedly pointing the camera at a guy in a Patriots jersey and yelling "YEAH BITCHES")

Get the Fuk outta here

Kosuke Fukudome ties the game in the bottom of the 9th in his first game as a Cub.



I don't really recall what happened after that.

Devin Hester Returns Opening Kickoff At Super Bowl

The only thing more ridiculous than Devin Hester is the fact that Peyton Manning has a Super Bowl ring.

Sosa uncorks (get it?) home run No. 600

This video was actually taken by yours truly. I bought tickets to this game so I could see my beloved Cubs without having to drive 1,000 miles to do it, and I held out a little hope that I might get to see Sammy hit his 600th homer.

If you remember, he got off to a hot start to the season, and I thought he was going to hit it before the series with the Cubs started. Fortunately for me (not for Sammy) he cooled off, and I got to see history.

Aramis saves the day (season)

Aramis Ramirez hits a 2-run blast off of Francisco Cordero in the bottom of the ninth on June 29, 2007 to complete a 3-run ninth inning comeback victory over the Brewers.

Suck it, St. Louis

Michael Barrett hits a grandslam in April 2006 to complete a sweep of the St. Louis Cardinals.

Go Phogging crazy